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Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPJun-30-2013 9:29 PMDecided to discuss some funny moments from the Jurassic Park Trilogy. I am going to list one from each movie.
Jurassic Park
The toilet scene. Just funny because the whole bathroom fell over except the one toilet and Rex bit him off and shook him around.
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The Lost World Jurassic Park
The dog barking at T-Rex. It was funny because the dog didn't seem scared of this new threat. The challenge didn't turn out so well though.
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Jurassic Park 3
The kid on the phone, about to go out and give it to his mother, and he looks at the T.V. and sees Barney is on. So he watches the rest of Barney, then gives the phone to his mom. Funny because Grant is getting attacked by a real dinosaur, and the kid ends up watching a show about a fake dinosaur instead.
Couldn't find an image from that scene.
List any more you know of, there aren't that many.
I haven't seen JP 3 in a while, so I think it was grant who called the boy.Jack of all trades. Master of none
21 Responses to Jurassic Park Funny Moments
CompsognathusMember0 XPJun-30-2013 9:42 PMWhat about Dennis nedry's line " see the stick, see it, ya, stick is stupid." Or Ellie sattler's line "women inherit the earth."and my sister always thought it funny when in tlw, the compys ate the man whose name I can't remember, or the seen with the line "don't go into the long grass" with the raptors eating people and all.Hi
Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPJun-30-2013 9:48 PMI said would list one from each movie. Those were funny though. I will include an image or two if I find one tomorrow.Jack of all trades. Master of none
Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPJun-30-2013 9:53 PMThe lines. What I think was funny is how the guy said
"Don't go in the long grass" as he runs into the long grass.Jack of all trades. Master of none
Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPJul-01-2013 8:45 AMFound a few images.
Woman inherits the Earth
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Nedry is easy to make fun of.
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Who else remembers coupon day?
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CompsognathusMember0 XPJul-01-2013 1:41 PMOr when Hammond introduces himself in the trailer, on the fridge a newspaper Is posted it's title "an alien stole my face" I have no idea what's going on with that but it's funnyLife cannot be contained, it breaks walls, crashes through barriers sometimes painfully, but uh... Life uh, finds a way
CompsognathusMember0 XPJul-01-2013 2:52 PMThose are all very funny. Malcom calls discovery the rape of the natural world. Sattler is "tenacious" when she digs in dino crap. She better remember to wash her hands before she eats anything, haha. Or when Malcom walks up to the Trike crap and simply says "That is one big pile of sh!t", haha. Here's a good one, "Find Nedry! Check the vending machines!" There was another one, but I forgot, darn it."Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names."
―Alpha-98
Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPJul-01-2013 3:21 PMWhen Nedry said "I'm going to run you over on my way down."
Nedry "I'm going to get something from the vending machine, anyone want something?" And turns off the power, steals dinosaur embryos, and releases the dinosaurs instead.Jack of all trades. Master of none
CompsognathusMember0 XPJul-01-2013 3:23 PMI think he got a little sidetracked, haha"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names."
―Alpha-98
Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPJul-01-2013 3:27 PMThe "Hey look! It's Dodgson!" Was funny too.Jack of all trades. Master of none
CompsognathusMember0 XPJul-01-2013 3:31 PM"Dodgson, we got Dodgson here" is his exact words.Hi
CompsognathusMember0 XPJul-01-2013 3:33 PMThat was hilarious too. "Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names."
―Alpha-98
Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPJul-01-2013 3:43 PMI forgot the exact words. Then he said "See? Nobody cares." His reaction when Dodgson showed him the can was funny too.
The scene in TLW where the compsognathus was standing there, and the one guy asked why it was standing there, and the other guy said it had no reason to be scarred, then the first guy shocked it said "now it has a reason too".
I forget things, so I might not quote word for word.Jack of all trades. Master of none
CompsognathusMember0 XPJul-01-2013 3:45 PMI get what you mean. That was pretty good. After Nedry said nobody cares, he went and said, "Nice hat, what are you trying to do? Look like a secret agent?" Something like that anyways. "Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names."
―Alpha-98
Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPJul-01-2013 3:48 PMSo it is established Nedry is a funny guy. Imagine his return to JP 4Jack of all trades. Master of none
CompsognathusMember0 XPJul-01-2013 3:52 PMHonestly, I would probably just walk out right there, haha"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names."
―Alpha-98
Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPJul-01-2013 3:56 PM[img]http://www.feoamante.com/Movies/J/Jurassic_Park/JP4/JP4NRMP.jpg[/img]
It has Spielberg involved in it, so it would probably still be good. I have yet to see a Spielberg movie that disappoints me.Jack of all trades. Master of none
Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPJul-01-2013 4:12 PMWhat you do is find a picture you like, highlight it or whatever you do, hit copy, go to the URL thing on this site where you post a picture, hit paste, and you're good. If a freakishly long thing appears when you hit Ok, it won't work.
I typed something like Jurassic Park Nedry Poster.Jack of all trades. Master of none
CompsognathusMember0 XPJul-01-2013 7:17 PMNedry saying to the Dilo "I'm gonna run you over when I come back down." Man, that was funny. Also when Udesky (if that's how you spell his name) saying to Billy "If we split up, I'm going with you guys." while Paul and Amanda fight in the background.CompsognathusMember0 XPJul-11-2013 8:41 AMWhat was funny was when in JP3, when Amanda is calling out for Eric the second or 3rd time and the husband says "dr. Grant says that s a bad idea". Then she says something like dr grant my butt. And then the husband says "fine, keep screaming and you get attacked by a tri-ci-cal-a-plots. (Cuz he dunno any dino names)Add A Reply
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