The Last and Final Warning

Raptor-401

All of you people of the Rebellion have been given fair warning. As of right now, it has officially been confirmed that The Rebellion's loss and the DFA's Victory is 100% inevitable.

I. Am. Serious.

You guys will fall. No matter how big, strong, tough, numerous, smart, or threatening your army and weapons, are, OUR secret weapon will be infinitely stronger than your armies and weapons.

And your guys' secret weapon or whatever is still meaningless.

Now, as Captain, I am a very nice guy. I am giving you guys the last, the LASTwarning for you Rebellion members.

Either back off and join the DFA, or lose and crumble.

-Captain 401, In and Out.

Raptor-401

Also Link has a spell that grants him immortality and he won't get any damage so...

OH GOD... WAIT A SECOND

Link can actually win this war by himself...

Lord Vader

I call BS on all your little threats.

Raptor-401

No, seriously. I never lie. When have I ever lied? But seriously, Link could win this war all on his own...

Smaug The Magnificent

Why do you think the cowards of laketown needed a bow the size of a car and an arrow the size of a man to even weaken me? Because those puny sticks you call arrows did nothing agenst my hide, oh and that "weakness" that almost killed me has scene been covered up by a well placed diamond. Face it, you will lose this war.

Deltadromeus

Lets not bring book/game characters into this. This is a battle about Dinosaurs and god dammit that's the way it should be.

Raptor-401

Eh, no. Link could kill you, the Light Arrows penetrate anything and his companion helps him to never miss his enemies, called L-Targetting. Face it Smaug, you're going to die in this war.

Raptor-401

Oh, but you can put DRAGONS in and SMAUG, which is a GOD DAMN BOOK CHARACTER.

Lord Vader

You've lied before: April Fools, That Ultimate Rex vs Spino.

Maybe we should take his threats seriously. Maybe the rebellion should surrender. I'm waving a white flag. Good bye war.

Just kidding. 

Smaug The Magnificent

"GOD DAMN BOOK CHARACTER." Raptor-401 ~ 2014

Raptor-401

I know, and April Fools is a joke. When have I LIED just for the sake of lying?

Raptor-401

@Smaug so you admit you're going to die???...

Smaug The Magnificent

No, I think I'm just going to go soak in some molten gold before I eat barbecued dinosaur.

Raptor-401

Eh, I'll send Link to kill you the first minute.

I actually can send him now...

Smaug The Magnificent

You have no possible way of knowing where I am. Send your little creature, I'd like a snack

Raptor-401

Eh, Link's companion can be located. Also Linkc an turn invisble and has a form where he literally turns into an immortal God and can kill any enemy with his sword, even without a weak spot.

Smaug The Magnificent

And what is to stop me from gently gliding over him only to smash him with my foot?

Raptor-401

he has a spell that has anunbreakble shield o you could crush him, your foot wouldn't be able to crush it.

Please reply, I am having lots of fun right now.

Smaug The Magnificent

gently glide as in stealth, as in he won't know I'm here until he's already a red puddle.

UCMP 118742

It was a Pokemon reference.

Raptor-401

Eh, his companion would immediately notify him. ANd he can't die in his form, also he has stuff that would immediately resurrect him once dead.

Raptor-401

I don't think you can get bow and arrows in Pokemon...

Smaug The Magnificent

I believe I can flyyyyyyyyy........

Raptor-401

Heh, so you finally admit defeat?

Smaug The Magnificent

I admit I can wait until the spell has worn off, then turn link into a red puddle.

Raptor-401

Actually Link can obtain unlimited magical power.

UCMP 118742

No, but Ice type moves are x4 effective on Dragon/Flying types.

Raptor-401

besides that, Smaug is on your side. Why, in the first place, would you give me advice on how to defeat a possibly very strong soldier?

Smaug The Magnificent

That is a good point raptor...........

Gojira2K

That is a good point UCMP.

Smaug The Magnificent

FELLOW REBELS, THERE IS A TRAITOR AMONG US!