What Do You Do? #5

Raptor-401

Okay, this one just came up to me mere minutes ago, so I have tried my best to make this as good as possible.

However, this one has a slight twist... ;)

Now, imagine yourself in this situation!!!___________________________________________________________________

You have just survived the attack from Spinosaurus from the What do You Do? #4. The only items you have are the ones you didn't use to survive from the Spinosaurus. For those of you who chose death, let's just pretend you found a stick next to your car and fought the Spino with it, and made it back away. And let's just pretend you had a first-aid kit in the trunk which you used to heal your wounded leg.

I know, that part right there sounded irrational, but goddamn it I needed to make up some excuse. Now, your car however, ran out of gas by a very particular large cage. YOu did have some extra gas in a portable gas gallon container, but it was leaked when the Spino came to you. You really have no other choice and walk into the cage hoping there maybe gas inside the building beyond the cage. It is quite foggy in there. You just keep on walking when out of the fog comes a huge, nasty, hungy, angry mommy Pterosaur...

DISREGARD ERIC IN THE PICTURE. THERE IS NO OTHER HUMAN ON THE ISALND, YOU ARE THE ONLY IDIOT WHO DECIDED TO TREAD THIS ISLAND TO TAKE PICTURES, AND YOU ARE LUCKY TO STILL BE ALIVE. SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK I JUST WANTED TO MAKE THIS REALLY NOTCIEABLE AND I THINK I AM TAKING TO MUCH SPACE AND YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHY IN HELL'S NAME I AM STILL GOING ON I MEAN I AM WONDERING MYSELF WHY I KEEP ON TYPING... MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO ONE BUT I AM FINDING THIS QUITE FUN... IF I KEEP ON GOING SURELY NO ONE WILL MISS ME STATING TO DISREGARD ERIC IN THE PICTURE. WELL COME TO THINK ABOUT I ALREADY HAVE WASTED TWO MINUTES OF MY TIME TYPING THIS. SERIOUSLY WHY AM I STILL DOING THIS I AM PROBABLY GOING TO ANNOY THE HECK OUT OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO READ THIS AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO STILL BOTHERED READING THIS SEGMENT I GIVE YOU MY THANKS FOR YOUR VERY LONG ATTENTION SPAN.

Now going on, The Pterodactly grabs you and hoists you up to it's babies. There are 10 of them, and you are on top of a secluded rock, and if you jump off the rock you face improbable death. There is also the mother and the father, both the same size, standing aside waiting fot their babies to eat you and they will attack if you try to hurt them.

WHAT YOU HAVE

-The items you didn't use in the last What Do You Do?, which are stored in your backpack

-A back that contains:

-A whistle, flashlight, water bottle, box of mecicine containing 8 pills that treat stomach sicknesses, sunglasses, and a pistol with 8 rounds.

-You also have our clothes on and a cap

-You have nothing else with you on and your backpack and feel free to add details that do not go against these details.

Enjoy and have fun.

JRR

then i will soumon MOTHRA god of life eternal

Mosura ya Mosura

Dongan kasakuyan indo muu

Rusuto uiraandoa, hanba hanbamuyan, randa banunradan

Tounjukanraa

Kasaku yaanmu

Mosura ya Mosura

Dongan kasakuyan indo muu

Rusuto uiraandoa, hanba hanbamuyan, randa banunradan

Tounjukanraa

Kasaku yaanmu

Mosura ya Mosura

Tasukete yo te yobeba

Toki o koete, umi o koete, nami no yo ni

Yate kuru

Mamorigami

Mosura ya Mosura

Yasasishasae wasure

Arehateta hito no kokoro inorinagara utaitai

Ai no uta

Mosura ya Mosura

Dongan kasakuyan indo muu

Rusuto uiraandoa, hanba hanbamuyan, randa banunradan

Tounjukanraa

Kasaku yaanmu

Raptor-401

HA!!! THOSE THINGS ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO OUR ARMIES. FOOL, YOU HAVE ONLY BEEN ON THIS FORUM FOR A SHORT TIME... YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF OUR HISTORY... OF OUR POWER... OF OUR ARMIES...

Lord Vader

The Compies sense a battle on the horizon. They are ready to go, but there is no war. If you're death, this, that and the next thing, I'm whatever is superior to that, and the world will be peaceful when we take over. One mega country under the rule of this lanatic, Lieutenant 9097.

JRR

an army of composognatus and, most of your followers arnt even active in almost a month or two

Raptor-401

MR. HAPPY, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I AM DEATH ITSELF, NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME IN MY POWER. I AM THE ALPHA. THE WHOLE WORLD IS UNDER MY MERCY NOW.

JRR

gojira2k is ploting with me against you

Raptor-401

Wait... what the hell were you doing while I was one...

OH.... WASSSSUPPP... JUST TAKING A CHILL PILL...

YOU WERE GOING THROUGHT THAT BS AGAIN ABOUT YOU BEING DEATH.

WELLL ABABDIAHFHGRIOEWHGUHWRTIHUOIHG

THAT IS IT!!! I HAD HAD IT!!! I WAS ORGANIZING A DEFENSE WITH THE DFARIGHT NOW!!!

JRR

lunatics lunatics lunatics im gona tell mr picard that you wana take over the forums yust for you

Raptor-401

I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!!

JRR

i bet your just a kid rigth

Raptor-401

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MORTAL!?

JRR

if you are crazy just reply

''of course your crazy''

Raptor-401

OF COURSE YOU ARE CRAZY!!!!

JRR

look ho is talking

Raptor-401

A HO IS TALKING... WHY THAT TYPE OF LANGUAGE CAN RESULT IN A BAN...

JRR

105 coments in one joke post wow

Raptor-401

THIS AIN'T NO JOKE POST THIS THE TIME OF RISING...

Lord Vader

Um, 401, correct me if I'm wrong, but you just stated that you're in charge, correct? 

If you're right, what do we do?

I believe the question is, "What won't we do?"

Raptor-401

I AM IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING... HMMM HMMM... I HAVE MY WAYS...

JRR

it is said of everything

and you are not in charge of the godzilla forum because youve never go there instinctive gigan and gojira2k are in charge there

nor the AVP because nobody has posted since may

Lord Vader

Everything, eh? Well, this partnership won't last. What part of "I, Lieutenant 9097, am in charge" Don't you understand? Well, not everything, cause I've got two words for ya. 

TOPIC CLOSED.

Sorry, buts it's gone too far off track now, and are people really going to comment? 

Raptor-401

Come on dude, how is this going far off?

JRR

i think thid should have reamined closed no one will coment anymore beacause this is old

Lord Vader

Um, to anyone reading this, please ignore the past *looks at number of replies* 113 replies. 

Raptor-401

Yes, just ignore it, it was myfault. Fear nothing, nothing went wrong, I was just being stupid.

Gojira2K

It was fun, though.

Raptor-401

*sighhhh

8 pages of nonsense... Worth it....

Lord Vader

Haha, looking at my original response, wouldn't change a thing. I'd still kill the whole family of Pteranodons. 

Raptor-401

Yeah, kind of nice to read this mini word battle we had...

JRR

I would of still said the same thing....