Dinosaur Jokes

Lord Vader

Yes, I do remember what happened last time we had a joke thread. I think we can all handle it however, so I thought "Why not?" I've got a few rules, don't worry, they're easy to follow.

1: Keep it clean. No cussing, nothing sexual, and don't imply it either

2: Be friendly. Don't get angry if you don't like a joke.

Just remember, if you don't like something you see here, vacate the topic ASAP. If this topic takes a turn for the worse, I will not hesitate to lock it, and neither will Rex Fan.

Remember guys, a little joke never hurt anyone, so enjoy.

Spinojira

@Mr.Happy9097 I don't want to be the bad guy here, but Spinosaurus' diet was not ONLY fish. For what I know, their diet was mainly based on fish, but not RESTRICTED to it. They would hunt ,for example, some Ouranosaurus once in a while. Don't want to start an argument, just saying! ;)

Also, this thread is hilarious! Really funny pictures! Hope I can add an image later!

(Make that Ceratosaurus famous!)

Lord Vader

I know just as well as the next guy Spinojira, that Spino did not eat only fish. Like I said, a little joke never hurt anyone. 

Carnosaur

@spinojira, that's the joke...Kind of an inside one at this point for the members that have been here a while...glad you liked it though.It was intended for a laugh like it is, not for anyone to get butthurt over

Rex Fan 684

Here's 2 more I did...

Sci-Fi King25

Here's some:

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A thesaurus

Get it?

(This isn't really a dinosaur joke, but you can't beat Raptor Logic)

Finally...

Like these?

Lord Vader

Haha, so that's how Spino beat Rex; Rex let him win. A genius plan that backfired.

Something Real

SCI-FI KING25 - Hahaha! That "Licensed to carry small arms" one was bloody fantastic! :)

RoonieRoo

One of these almost got me kicked from history class :D