Five Nights at Jurassic World

Something Real

    Hello there. My twin sister recently introduced me to a relatively new computer game known as Five Nights at Freddy's. It's a simple strategic survival horror romp that is, well, terrifying to say the least. You can have a look at it on Youtube. However, if your'e easily disquieted or upset, I HIGHLY suggest that you watch the videos during the middle of the day and NOT right before you go to bed. I made that mistake and couldn't sleep a wink - I couldn't even reach for my stuffed animals to comfort me!

    With all of the aforementioned information in place, I was wondering what it would be like to have a game based upon the premise of Five Nights at Freddy's which utilizes a Jurassic Park theme. That, I believe, could be quite fun - and unsettling! As always, your thoughts and conjecture conerning this topic are most welcome, even if you chosee to keep them to yourself. :)

Tyrant king

Even if the animal has teeth bigger then your head.

Something Real

INDIANA JONES - Mr. Round - his professional name. ;)

MR.HAPPY9097 - I agree whoile-heartedly! I might be small, but I'll go down kicking nd clawing if I have to! Or I'll just use my Mossberg - whichever is handiest! ;)

Lord Vader

Yes TK, even if it's teeth are bigger than my head. 

Something Real, I'm with you there, though I have a preference for my Remington shotgun (getting a Mossberg rifle soon though). 

Tyrant king

Human vs bambiraptor. Tough fight for human.

Lord Vader

Not if the human has a shotgun. Just the same, I'm the guy who isn't afraid to get a little blood on my hands. 

Tyrant king

I was kidding..... Bambiraptor is like 20 pounds........

Something Real

MR.HAPPY9097 - Ooooh! That's a pretty rifle! Would certainly do the trick against most mid-sized dinosaurs! :)

Raptor-401

Well if you die, you become known as one of the only people to have experienced death by raptor!

indiana jones

Hey guys...Robert Muldoon and his magical short shorts took on some raptors!...he died though...

Something Real

INDIANA JONES - May his soul (and short shorts) rest in peace. :(

indiana jones

Thank you something real. But i havent gotten there in my webseries yet, when i reach that point...i think i might cry.

Something Real

INDIANA JONES - There, there, sweetie. It'll be alright. His body may perish, but his undersized pantaloons will endure for eternity. ;)

indiana jones

XD

Matt

Saw a parody video on youtube like this a while ago. It had the scene from JP with Grant yelling about the door locks, then the fox bursts through the door.

Silver_Falcon

I think I may have finally come to terms with the fact that I am the only person on Earth who isn't terrified of Five nights. I'm just not scared of colorful stuffed animals, no matter how much they're trying to kill me.

Replace them with raptors though... There's an idea.

Now, onto my five nights IRL Strategy. 

1. Survive the first night.

2. Use money gained on first night to buy gasoline and lighters.

3. LET IT BURN!!!!!!!!!!

>:D

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PS: Pyromaniacy and sociopathy are an awesome combination.

Primal King

And you could be a guard left at the nursery on Sorna after everyone else evacuated! Then you contacted the mainland and have to wait 5 days for the U.S government to get you clearance to come back, so you have to survive that long. Jesus, that would be terrifying.  Even worse than the original burger version.

Primal King

And, Happy, let's face it, just like you I would go down fighting. However wed both be nearly screwed no matter what type of weapon we had. Man sized theropods and up, nearly no chance. And don't even get me started on super-predators....

Evan123

Sounds like an interesting proposal, I'd play it!

Something Real

EVAN123 - Hey, sweetie! It's been too long! :)

Something Real

SILVER FALCON - I envy your inability to be freaked-out by those bloody awful animatronic horrors. That being said, your method of dealing with them is quite appealing! :)

Something Real

PRIMAL KING - Indeed! That would be extremely nerve-wracking! One more reason why I wouldn't bloody play it! ;)

Tyrant king

I only get scared if the animals are getting killed. But anything else, won't scare me.o_o

Evan123

It has indeed been too long! Welcome back!

Sci-Fi King25

In this situation, I would go to a nice room, barricade the door and windows, go to a corner, and then curl up into a fetal postion, praying that I willl survive.

Matt

This is the parody Youtube video I was talking about with 'Five Nights in Jurassic Park'. 

Also the situation presented in five nights at freddy's is extra creepy. Why would you even go there after the first night?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_syqsl-GHI

Silver_Falcon

Why would you go there after the first night? Simple, to burn the place down.

Matt

I do not know why they did not have the protagnist do that...I mean I heard theories that the protagonist is simply being hired as bait so the robots did not get out.

Something Real

MATT - Hahaha! That parody was fun! It actually took some of the terrifying nature out of the fox (though it's still nightmarish)! :)