Raptor-401

(BY REX FAN 684 and RAPTOR-401 More credits at the end)

I Present to you, ladies and gentlemen, Tyrannosaurus Rex versus Spinosaurus Aegypticus... Only this time...

It's a rap battle... So now...

From the island of Isla Sonar lives the two feuding dinosaurs…

This is EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PREHISTORY!!!

SPINOSAURUS AEGYPTICUS

VERSUS…

TYRANNOSAURUS REX!!!!

BEGIN!!!

(Spino’s turn)

Wazzup it’s the true King of the Dinosaurs,

Hear my roars,

Look at you, fool!!!

People actually think you’re cool!?

Remember that time I beat you like a tool!!??

Brother, I’m sorry but you’re schooled!!!

My arms will slice you, I know it’s cruel,

Prepare to become a ghoul,

You’ll soon become a scavenger’s stool,

You brag about your strong bite force,

But yet you still became my main course,

Let’s face it, tis’ the matter of source,

You will soon be a dying horse,

You may call me overrated,

Overhated,

But the truth is that your loss is fated!!!

Now prepare to become grated!!!

(T.rex Turn)

Hey, I heard you can’t beat a wooden door,

And your best weapon is the crap you leave on the floor

You say I’m your main course?

I’ve heard you like something worse

Isn’t fish

Your dish?

Oh, and what’s with that fin?

Think that’ll help you win?

Nah, I’ll leave you “dinosore”

Maybe you should get some armor at the store

I think you might need it

Cause you’re gonna get bit

You think your claws

Warrant all this awe

Well I’ll tell you what

What’ll you do, scratch my butt

(Spino turn)

Oh hah hah, that wooden door?

That time my health was poor!

I will pin your ass against the floor!

Tell you what, this means war!!!

Fish is very nutritious!!!

Helps to keep me vicious!!!

I will keep you in pain quite repetitious!

Because sorry, but I’m just malicious!

Man, you’re going to be delicious!!!

Oh, what you making fun of my sail!

Sorry bro, but that’s just a big FAIL!!!

Sorry, but I will always prevail!!!

All the blood you’ll lose will make you all pale!!!

My claws will destroy you!

Prepare for me to tame you, the shrew!!!

You’ll once again be sliced through!!!!

Prepare for your final hour!

I’d advise you to go get a flower,

For your grave, don’t mean to sound too sour!

Compared to you I am a rising tower!

Now fight, just try to overcome my power!!!

(T.rex turn)

Oh, quit making excuses

You know it’s useless

Overcome your power?

That won’t be hard you coward!

I’ll just get some big ole trees

Stop you with the leaves

That’s all I really need

It’ll leave your pants peed.

You brag about your claws

Get a load of these jaws!

They mean your end is near

Wait, did you just shed a tear?

That’s no surprise.

Figured you’d go and cry.

Oh, how could I forget my teeth.

The one’s that can crush a coral reef.

You’re neck is not match,

I’ll bite it in half.

It’s no real trouble

So let’s start this on the double.

You think you’re tough cause of one movie?

Buddy, you’re a bit loony.

I kind of feel a little sorry for you.

Cause your blood will stain the grass like dew.

There’s only one thing you’re good at and can get.

That’s your butt being kicked!

Hope you guys enjoyed!!!

Spinosaurus Rap Bits done by Raptor-401. T-Rex bits done by Rex Fan 684. This is a mere joke, not meant to be taken literally or serious. Anyone who is offended in the comments will simply be ignored.

Lord Vader

Hahahaha, I remember you showing me this. Freaking hilarious. Nice job to the both of you. 

Raptor-401

WHO WON!!!???

YOU DECIDE!!!

Rex Fan 684

Ha, this was a fun one to do.

Lord Vader

I say Rex won.

JRR

Mice, the Rex oviously won

JRR

If you wonder why, cause of the wooden door

Tyrant king

SPINOSAURUS.

nah,t.rex won.

it was SPINOSAURUS.

maybe it was t.rex.

Rex Fan 684

I still can't stop laughing at this and I helped write it, lol

Tyrant king

I can't decide who won.

Sci-Fi King25

It was a hard decision, but I'd have to give it to the Tyrannosaurus.

Allotitan

Great I'm laughing the whole time!

Winner is : 

T-Rex!

Just kidding!

Allosaurus!

Something Real

RAPTOR-401 and REX FAN 684 - Hahaha! That was utterly brilliant! I'll definately be laughing well into the night over this! Excellent work, gentlemen! Thank you so very much for sharing this with us! :)

Rex Fan 684

For both myself and Raptor, thanks everyone. We worked hard on it :)

Raptor-401

Thanks everyone!!! Glad you guys really enjoyed this!!! Both me and rex Fan did work hard on this to provide you all a good laugh!!!

Gojira2K

That was great nice job. Spinosaururs wins!

Raptor-401

Thanks Gojira2K!!! Finally, some love for Spinosaurus!

Gojira2K

I will always have love for Spinosaurus!

Something Real

I'm a raptor

Doin' all that I can

gonna' eat everything 'till the appearance of man

Livin' down deep

deep in the soil

I'll be back

But I'm comin' as oil!

(referrenced from the film Mrs. Doubtfire, starring Robin Williams).

I couldn't help myself! I had to add this! ;)

Raptor-401

Heh, never seen that but it was quite amusing!!!

Go ahead!!! Anything to add to the humor!

Something Real

RAPTOR-401 - Oh, you should definately see it! It's a fantastic film - one of Mr. Williams' best! :)

Silver_Falcon

Nice.

Primal King

I remember the proofread of this! Fantastic job, and three words:

pretty. damn. Funny.

Raptor-401

Thanks Silver and Primal!

JPCerato

Loved it great job guys!  But in my opinion, Spino won, buts thats my opinion. 

Great work!

Who's Next?

Allosaurus vs Ceratosaurus

Miss Spino

hahahaha! loved it! was funny as :P

And Spino won that :P

Raptor-401

Thanks guys!!! Glad you though Spino won!

Sci-Fi King25

This should be a series!

Something Real

SC-FI KING25 - Hahaha! I agree! This should definately become a running theme! :)

MaryChristine

That was brilliant. I need more.

MaryChristine

That was brilliant. I need more.