
SNAKE - Your assertion is quite stark! What is it about the trailer which has you most displeased, may I ask? Furthermore, did you like anything in particular about the trailer? :)

All I can say is, the chemistry between Owen and Claire will probably be crap.
"Part of the journey is the end..."

Also, by calling it Failtastic Park, you're technically insulting the original xD
"Part of the journey is the end..."

Maybe I overreacted a bit but I was really hyped untill I saw the trailer.
I find the attempt at humor in some of the dialogue to be really annoying, it reminds me of the Avengers, GOTG or any forgettable superhero-flick. I also don't like the over-the-top exploding island with all the apparently brainless dinosaurs just strolling of the cliff, the overusage of cgi, raptor pets and the T-rex-ex-machina.(really...again?)
Do like that carnotaurus, baryonyx(?) and the caged Rex.
I think my problem with the new series is that the filmmakers seem to take the whole idea of cloning dinosaurs a little too lightly. It's going to be just like JW1 with traits of a comedy and that somehow feels wrong to me.
What I'm hoping for at best, apart from the movie not being a total letdown, are some really cool action figures or other memorabilia that I can add to my collection. The JW-toys looked like crap and so cheap!