NEW Fossil DISCOVERY AND NEW Dinosaur characterisitcs Discovered!

Raptor-401

Recently, Scientists have discovered a lot fo how Raptors, T-Rex, and other dinosaurs were like in REAL life! New evidence suggest that the Velciraptors spolier alert Snape kills Dumbledore looked like this:

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/best-raptor-photos-15.jpg

Even then, get this! New Bible passages show that Jesus Christ, Son of God may have been a velciraptor, and he thereotically looked like this!

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001110395/f3414fd3d7d379d095cf4b19c3b1d74e_answer_3_xlarge.jpeg

The evidence to suggest this is this new ancient artifact found in Jerusalem, believed to be where Jesus lived!

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn78/CryingDrake/7BSSZWLMVBSCN5P5II5TQSI7Z2VLAZAY.jpg

And let's not forget about T-Rex! New bones show that Tyrannosaurs didn't take insults lightly! This is truly amazing, folks!

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/d7/cd/3c/d7cd3c394a865cbccd32d37a62c228d0.jpg

And GET THIS: The last Dilophosaurus has been found and when reconstructed, he would have looked like this:

http://doblelol.com/thumbs/pope-francis-says-ifunny-funny_4735902576935377.jpg

AND THE ONE QUESTION THAT YET REAMINS HAS FINALLY BEEN ANSWERED AFTER 65 MILLION YEARS!!!

THE EXTINCTION OF THE DINOSAURS!!!

These are some REMARKABLE discoveries, ladies and gentlemen! Thanks to this new evidence, we can OFFICAILLY conclude of how these creatures thrived and died! Go and share these news with your friends and family, this is something to be showed to everybody!

A very special thanks to user Primal King for helping me come up with ideas and proofreading this before being posted. This was carefully planned between us for almost a week, without him, most of this might have not been that funny.

Go ahead and post some "evidence" and "new discoveries" of your own!

If you want to team up and come up with another one of these another team, message me!

Raptor-401

I won't give up!

Killadj2012

Me ether.

Killadj2012

We need 7 more.

Raptor-401

Well, it's about 93 now. Will YOU join the resistance?

Raptor-401

No, 5 more.

Raptor-401

What do you fireworks that beling to a T-rex...

Raptor-401

DINO-MITE!!! Heh, okay.

Raptor-401

Well i will certainly do more spoof articles, this was so much fun, making it look all offcial and all...

Killadj2012

Thise was really good.

Raptor-401

It was... wait for next time!

Killadj2012

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Killadj2012

Chuch Norris saved use all fro the trex with guns.

Smaug The Magnificent

Oh lord have mercy!

Raptor-401

Are you an Athiest> Just wondering, if you are don't worry, I won't attack you.

Deltadromeus

Bwahahahahaaaa!! My army marches into position! Bow down to my might or be destroyed! 

Raptor-401

The first of my many spoof posts...

JRR

JRR

when raptors ride sharks with bazookas we are done for

x_paden_x

THREAD BUMP

Raptor-401

This is a late reply but... Why a THREAD BUMP!? lol...

The firsy of my spoof posts... This is honestly a milestone for me... I fully realised how I could post comedy in here... And I realized part of my creative abilities.