NEW Fossil DISCOVERY AND NEW Dinosaur characterisitcs Discovered!

Raptor-401

Recently, Scientists have discovered a lot fo how Raptors, T-Rex, and other dinosaurs were like in REAL life! New evidence suggest that the Velciraptors spolier alert Snape kills Dumbledore looked like this:

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/best-raptor-photos-15.jpg

Even then, get this! New Bible passages show that Jesus Christ, Son of God may have been a velciraptor, and he thereotically looked like this!

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001110395/f3414fd3d7d379d095cf4b19c3b1d74e_answer_3_xlarge.jpeg

The evidence to suggest this is this new ancient artifact found in Jerusalem, believed to be where Jesus lived!

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn78/CryingDrake/7BSSZWLMVBSCN5P5II5TQSI7Z2VLAZAY.jpg

And let's not forget about T-Rex! New bones show that Tyrannosaurs didn't take insults lightly! This is truly amazing, folks!

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/d7/cd/3c/d7cd3c394a865cbccd32d37a62c228d0.jpg

And GET THIS: The last Dilophosaurus has been found and when reconstructed, he would have looked like this:

http://doblelol.com/thumbs/pope-francis-says-ifunny-funny_4735902576935377.jpg

AND THE ONE QUESTION THAT YET REAMINS HAS FINALLY BEEN ANSWERED AFTER 65 MILLION YEARS!!!

THE EXTINCTION OF THE DINOSAURS!!!

These are some REMARKABLE discoveries, ladies and gentlemen! Thanks to this new evidence, we can OFFICAILLY conclude of how these creatures thrived and died! Go and share these news with your friends and family, this is something to be showed to everybody!

A very special thanks to user Primal King for helping me come up with ideas and proofreading this before being posted. This was carefully planned between us for almost a week, without him, most of this might have not been that funny.

Go ahead and post some "evidence" and "new discoveries" of your own!

If you want to team up and come up with another one of these another team, message me!

Lord Vader

I know, just the same. I don't why it got so many replies. I like guns.

Raptor-401

Hey then this is my first discussion where people started talking about something without me necessarily starting it! And it's also my first very "popular" discussion!

Lord Vader

Yeah. Ever shoot anything with your BB gun?

Primal King

WOW! Quite a turnout! And the dinosaurs have guns numbers and strength on their side WE. ARE. SCREWED

Raptor-401

Yah, like soda cans and stuff, soon my dad will take me so I can start shooting small game.

Raptor-401

Well those armed dinosaurs are actually part of the Resistance!

Raptor-401

I guess I should officially stop my "If you could posts" because they never turn out like this and hardly anybody gets involved with them...

Primal King

Maybe. Its up to you

Lord Vader

Small game is fun. Aim for the chest or head (bloody either way, but more blood with a face shot, the shot I took at least, with my .22).

Primal King

The thighs work to immobilize it. :)

Raptor-401

I figured the head since it's kind of not good to eat. And it would instantly die because the body would nto be able to function without the brain to "direct" the functions of the body. And should I officaly put an end to my "If you could discussions"?

Killadj2012

Man im ready to play some Primal Carnage now.

Lord Vader

I like them myself. A headshot really screws up the brain, and all the movement you see is the brain firing nerves to make the target move, but it is still dead (you can avoid the violent twitching process by completely removing the brain with a properly place round, I've done it, it's cool).

Raptor-401

But should I end my If You Could" discussions?

Primal King

I'm with Mr. Happy about the headshot. But its up to you raptor, I enjoyed them but its your choice.

Carnosaur

i enjoy them as well. I just don't really reply because i have no idea what to say

Raptor-401

But hardly anybody replies to them and when they do the replies are pretty basic ones.

Lord Vader

Not yet. I've had quite a few discussions completely bomb.

Headshots are a merciful death for your target, and they are more challenging than body shots (and more fun).

Raptor-401

Okay then, just about 3 more and I guess that's it. Then I will probably do more spoof articles like this.

Carnosaur

my 'dino spotlight' pieces i put out get 6, maybe 7 replies. If you enjoy making them, you should keep them coming. That's what i'm doing

Primal King

Agreed. Do what you want.  :)

Raptor-401

Wait so are you a non-vegetarian animal lover? That's something I have NEVER seen before.

Lord Vader

Pest control is the best. It's fun, and I've killed countless European Starlings with my air rifles (495 FPS, can't get a shot within 20 yards these days).

Killadj2012

I want to hunt a shart in the water with a spear gun.

Raptor-401

I hate pest control when it comes to cockroaches... HATE THOSE THINGS. They survivved the extinction of the dinosaurs!

Raptor-401

Aww, people stopped replying... I was aiming for 100 replies but I guess I can't anymore...

Killadj2012

im still here.

Carnosaur

when i worked construction we tore down this old house, built in the 1800s or something like that, we punched a hole in one of the walls and cockroaches spilled out of the walls...nasty lil things.. lots of mice too.

Raptor-401

Everybody hate those nasty little critters

Killadj2012

this suck no 100 replies.