NEW Fossil DISCOVERY AND NEW Dinosaur characterisitcs Discovered!

Raptor-401

Recently, Scientists have discovered a lot fo how Raptors, T-Rex, and other dinosaurs were like in REAL life! New evidence suggest that the Velciraptors spolier alert Snape kills Dumbledore looked like this:

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/best-raptor-photos-15.jpg

Even then, get this! New Bible passages show that Jesus Christ, Son of God may have been a velciraptor, and he thereotically looked like this!

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001110395/f3414fd3d7d379d095cf4b19c3b1d74e_answer_3_xlarge.jpeg

The evidence to suggest this is this new ancient artifact found in Jerusalem, believed to be where Jesus lived!

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn78/CryingDrake/7BSSZWLMVBSCN5P5II5TQSI7Z2VLAZAY.jpg

And let's not forget about T-Rex! New bones show that Tyrannosaurs didn't take insults lightly! This is truly amazing, folks!

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/d7/cd/3c/d7cd3c394a865cbccd32d37a62c228d0.jpg

And GET THIS: The last Dilophosaurus has been found and when reconstructed, he would have looked like this:

http://doblelol.com/thumbs/pope-francis-says-ifunny-funny_4735902576935377.jpg

AND THE ONE QUESTION THAT YET REAMINS HAS FINALLY BEEN ANSWERED AFTER 65 MILLION YEARS!!!

THE EXTINCTION OF THE DINOSAURS!!!

These are some REMARKABLE discoveries, ladies and gentlemen! Thanks to this new evidence, we can OFFICAILLY conclude of how these creatures thrived and died! Go and share these news with your friends and family, this is something to be showed to everybody!

A very special thanks to user Primal King for helping me come up with ideas and proofreading this before being posted. This was carefully planned between us for almost a week, without him, most of this might have not been that funny.

Go ahead and post some "evidence" and "new discoveries" of your own!

If you want to team up and come up with another one of these another team, message me!

Raptor-401

I know but it was all a joke...

Killadj2012

I dont want no teenage queen ijust want my m14.

Raptor-401

That rhymed!

http://www.dwaynedworsky.com/big_gun.jpg

The dinosaurs are screwed!!!

Lord Vader

I'm just saying.

You can take that little M14, but don't come running to me just because I have a McMillan Tac 50, .50 BMG, 5 round bolt action sniper rifle

Raptor-401

I know, I do that too sometimes!

Lord Vader

Have fun moving around and reloading that Raptor.

Raptor-401

Hmp. I don't think this plan was thoroughly thought through...

Killadj2012

You can keep that ill take this M1 Abram tank.

Lord Vader

And this bad boy shall be my secondary.

Barrett M82A1 .50 BMG, 10 round, semi automatic Sniper rifle. It also has flip up iron sights for close range.

Raptor-401

You remind me of Mulddon. Is he a role model for you?

Carnosaur

and i'm just here with this

Raptor-401

Please, the toughest gun i own is a freaking Nerf gun!

Killadj2012

You can beat my tank dinonaurs or my 10 gauge lever action.

Raptor-401

Well actually I can shoot through weak raptor skulls with my BB rifle.

Lord Vader

Maybe. I like guns anyway, and if I had never heard of Mudoon, that wouldn't change my knowledge of guns (it would however, affect the shotgun I'm getting). The toughest gun that I own (me, not my dad) is in my cover pic (if it's loaded).

Raptor-401

Nice Mr. Happy!

Lord Vader

10 gauge lever action? That is awesome! I want that.

Lord Vader

Thanks. That gun is basically a sniper rifle  platform (proper barrel, scope, action, stock, I just need a bipod for it now), but a .22.

Killadj2012

The old one are hard to get I got that from may dad after he got out of the service.

Lord Vader

I guess, and nice. That is so cool though.

Raptor-401

This is random but since everyone is starting to mention their fathers I would just like to say my dad is a jeweler!

Mecha Rodan

Um all those t rex's with guns are more of Godzilla

Killadj2012

We need more weapons to fight off the raptors but i want to hunt a rex male only.

Lord Vader

Alright Roland, you can do that, I'll be over here sniping the Raptors with my Tac 50.

Raptor-401

Raptor-401

Now we are saved from the Rex.

Lord Vader

That T-Rex head is so fake. Nice picture though. A 30/30 would not take a T-Rex anyway (it can't even take Moose or bear, so T-Rex hunting with one is almost as bad an idea as hunting T-Rex with a pocket knife, almost).

Raptor-401

Mr. Happy, all these pictures look fake! And I am pretty sure everybody would know that that wouldn't kill a T- Rex! And how did this discussion get so many replies!?

Killadj2012

Put me in a small area with one way in an one way out with this also with a lot of ammo now send those raptors at me.

Raptor-401

You may say that because it will never happen!