Velociraptor Awareness

Sci-Fi King25

Not sure if anyone remembers the old tradition of Velociraptor Awareness Month here. Guess what people- Velociraptor Awareness Day is in THREE DAYS! This April 18, be prepared to fight off the Raptors. Here's some helpful pictures to help-

Something Real

SCI-FI KING25 - Hahaha! That is fantastic! Thank you ever so much for taking the time to share this with us! Do not worry; I am certain that everyone will be quite prepared for for the wicked adaptors once they rear their heads! :)

Chris

Hahaha too funny

GG

How can it ever live up to the intensity of last year's...

JPCerato

Yep last years was amazingly fun! Can't wait to get back to the forums once again!

JPCerato

RAPTORS ARE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES!

Lord Vader

I remember Velociraptor awareness month.

Did someone say 'Velociraptor'?

This does not concern you MG9097.

Why not?

Because I said so.

That's not a good enough reason.

Fine, if you don't shut up, I'm cutting your head off.

You'd be killing yourself!

You're not making this easy.

When do I ever?

Never anymore. You used to be happy with food. Someone just haaaad to show you some affection and now it's constantly "I wanna hug and I want to talk about my feelings" and if you don't get your way you turn violent.

Did you have to say that out loud? That hurt me in the ego.

Are you going to shut up?

Yes.

Good. We'll talk later. 

About what?

Whatever you want.

Um, just ignore that. Nothing going on here, nothing to see. Just two personalities arguing. Nothing new. Don't be alarmed.

GG

....

I Meme Everything

I'm a new member, how do we fight Raptors?

JPCerato

Wasn't there two teams, or did we combine? Can't remember who's side I was on... But I still remember posting tons of GIFs because they're so much fun! =D 

Lord Vader

There were two teams, yes. The Rebellion and the DAF. If I'm not mistaken, we did call a cease fire. We never really determined who was in charge, but seeing as to how I'm the highest ranking that still remains from either side, I'll take charge. 

Lord Vader

Also, JPS, we didn't fight officially, we just kinda acted like children. You have this, well I have this. Kinda like that annoying childhood friend meme, but we just got more and more annoying. Let's not have a repeat of that. 

Besides, I have a Death Star if anyone screws with me. 

I Meme Everything

XD

I Meme Everything

Who's "MG9097?"

GG

Lord Vader- Can I be an Inquisitor?

I Meme Everything

@Lord Vader: I rebel.

Lord Vader

Did I just hear what I think I heard!!? "Who's MG9097"? Who's MG9097!? Can you believe that!? I, MG9097, short for "Major General 9097", am the most feared individual around! I am fear, I am death, I am.........

MG9097, shut up! No one cares about your "I am fear, I am death, I am....." BS. You are a psychopath with a little too much freedom because you only come around every so often.

I am not a psychopath! I am right!

We went over this dammit! Do you want me to tell them your secret?

You already told them about the Death Star.

I'm not talking anything weapon related.

You wouldn't.

You and me both know, I would.

Asshole.

MG9097 is my alter ego. I get angry, I become MG9097. It doesn't happen very often, just about this time of year. Also, when you say you rebel, does that mean you are joining the Rebellion, or are you rebelling against me?

GG, go for it. 

Also, Tacos on Teusday, all members of the Rebellion and its allies are invited. 

Tacos?

Yes MG, tacos. You won't get any if you don't shut up.

I'll behave. 

Good.

I Meme Everything

@Lord Vader: Hey, I'm new around here.

Lord Vader

I know. MG9097 doesn't understand that though. 

Is he coming for tacos?

Ill ask. 

MG9097 wants to know if you'll be joining us on the Death Star for Tacos on Teusday. If you're on our side, you can participate in all the festivities (Taco Teusday, Wing Wednesday, kick the crap out of your irritating coworker Monday, among our other past times). However, if you decide to go against us, we have a Death Star and we've only tested it out once. We'd love to test it out again. 

I Meme Everything

@Lord Vader: Death Star

Lord Vader

MG, he's on our side.

Alright, but he better learn to show me some respect. I am in charge after all.

No, I'm in charge. 

MG9097 expects some respect from you. Basically, don't talk to him unless he talks to you and you're golden. 

GG

We will squeeze the DAF, until they tell us the whereabouts of these traitors. At-last we will see the final destruction of the DAF, and the end of it's insignificant leaders.

Lord Vader

GG, if I'm not mistaken, we called a cease fire. I'm pretty sure we even joined forces. If not, sure, let's get on that. Pretty sure we are all Rebellion now. Works for me. 

You know what I really hate?

Oh boy. I'm listening.

People. I think we should blow up a planet full of 'em.

Why?

Shits and giggles mostly.

Why don't we just accept what we have and go power crazy later?

Because you only let me talk for like, a month out of the year.

Yeah, a month too much.

You're a dick.

Yet, I'm in charge and no one questions my authority.

Because you're a dick and you'll kill them if they do. 

The fact that I can choke someone over a camera phone or a live feed is irrelevant. No one questions me. 

JPCerato

Lol! I remember! XD I just jumped on because everyone was arguing, it was fun! I remember people trying to sway me to their sides. Vader (Mr. Happy) I think I was on your side.

Lord Vader

If I'm not mistaken, yeah, you were. Will you be joining us aboard the Death Star?

JPCerato

Sure why not, I love clones. 501st. Vaders Fist. 

Lord Vader

Yes, and Tacos. Tomorrow is Taco Tuesday. Today is beat the crap out of your annoying coworker Monday. 

JPCerato

Okay Tacos it is. 

BTW which is your favorite raptor?

JP

TLW JP

JP/// Female

JP/// Male

Blue

Echo

Charlie

Delta

And of the JW raptors, who's your favorite?

My personal favorite is Delta

GG

With the Death Star under our belt, nothing will stand in our way of complete Raptor Equality. The war last year did not go our way, but this year, it will. We will usher in a new era of Inter-dinosaurian prosperity, and at-last, we will have.....Peace.....

JPCerato

Anybody there?

Vader are we the Rebellion or the DAF? Or is the DAF the Rebellion?

Lord Vader

JPC, we are the Rebellion. We called a cease fire between the Rebellion and DAF. Being the superior side, the Rebellion is in charge of the DAF. I, being in charge of the Rebellion, am also in charge of the DAF. 

Yes GG, through superior weaponry, we will have peace. Anyone who dares mess with us will be blown to bits (along with their home planet).