Velociraptor Awareness

Sci-Fi King25

Not sure if anyone remembers the old tradition of Velociraptor Awareness Month here. Guess what people- Velociraptor Awareness Day is in THREE DAYS! This April 18, be prepared to fight off the Raptors. Here's some helpful pictures to help-

Sci-Fi King25

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure JPC was with the DAF. Anyone remember the whole dice and PM battle system? :)

I Meme Everything

@JPC: My favorite is either Blue or Delta.  Can't decide: Blue felt more like a character, but Delta killed Hoskins (:D).

Lord Vader

Not entirely sure SFK. Pretty sure joined forces and I'm in charge of both now. Will you be joining us aboard the Death Star on Teusday?

I Meme Everything

Velociraptor Awareness Day is here!

GG

Lord Vader, I suggest you allow me to follow you as your right-hand. Who knows what the DAF could pull on Tuesday, they are an evil pair no matter the cease-fire.

JPCerato

Yeah the PM Battles! XD But I pretty confident I'm not on the DAF. 

Hmmm

Maybe I'll go with whoever offers more...IDK

JPCerato

Delta is the best raptor ever! :D

JPCerato

Wait Sci-Fi King25 are you with the DAF? 

Thanks Happy, noticed you said We...

Guess I am with Rebellion thing until proven other wised

GG

Cerato, there is no proven otherwise. The Rebellion is the greatest, The Rebellion will make sure you are well fed, well armed, and well taken care of under my and Lord Vader's watch.

GG

Lord Vader,

I suggest a new name. The Rebellion of old is gone, we are now the dominant figure and have won. Perhaps we should be called the Dinosaurian Republic, to encompass all our people including the now defunct and defeated DAF.

I Meme Everything

No, call us the Raptor Squad.

Lord Vader

We aren't all Raptors. Seeing as to how we are no longer the rebels and are in charge, I suppose the Galactic Empire would be fitting. However, a cool acronym would be cool to have. 

If you guess you are with us, then you are with us. However, if you disprove your loyalty, Tacos may be your last meal. 

JPCerato

Don't worry buddy, I'll show loyalty. One of my personal goals of life is to remain loyal. 

I Meme Everything

Ok.  Galactic Empire it is!

GG

I will make it official then.

The Rebellion, will be reorganized into the FIRST!! GALACTIC EMPIRE!! For a safe...And....Secure! Society!

I Meme Everything

GG, you should be our Emperor then.

Lord Vader

First and only GG. The Empire shall never be defeated. We will ensure our dominance through acceptance, peace, negotiations, rehabilitation, and a military so large and powerful no one would dare go against us. 

Lord Vader

Ahem! I am in charge. 

You can say that again. Major General 9097 and Lord Vader are in charge. We are the highest authority and anyone who dares challenge us will not be negotiated with. They will be killed on the spot!

My two egos are of the same opinion, all should be concerned about that. 

JPCerato

Okay

GG

I would very much like to be Emperor Darth JP. But I prefer to be the personal assassin of the Empire. Refer to me as Lord GG, and anyone that stands in the way of Emperor Vader and I, will be destroyed.

Darth JP, I would much gladly like to make your our head of military command!

I Meme Everything

@Lord GG: Thanks.  You'll be a bounty hunter and I'm Grand Moff Tarkin then?

Lord Vader

I'll give you King, GG. Understood? There's only one Lord, and that's me. We can't be going around giving too many people positions above King. That's why society is the way it is today. Giving people more credit than deserved. I don't care if your child didn't place in an event, big deal, none of that participant award BS. If you want something, earn it. 

GG

Darth JP, I'm the right-hand man of the Emperor.

GG

As long as I am apart of military actions and the second in command of the Empire, all is well.

Lord Vader

I'll assign the positions around here, thank you very much. Darth JP, you want to be head of military command, go right on ahead. You'll be referred to as Commander. Understood?

I Meme Everything

Yes, Lord Vader.

Lord Vader

You've been my right hand man this whole time, of course you're second in command.

GG

Yes, of course.

JPCerato

Hello, what can I be?

Lord Vader

Lieutenant. JPC, you are a Lieutenant.